Stuff You Entered To The News Paper That Never Got Published

Last edited by on Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:17 pm; edited 3 times in total

I FInd It Annoying That They Post The Same Jokes All The Time.

These Are Riddles That I Sent..

It Seems No-one Can Solve Them Very Happy

These Are The Aswers

Q1) Before Mount Everest Was Discovered, What Was The Highest Mountain On Earth?
A) Mount Everest-It Just Hadn't Been Discovered!

Q2) I Once Contained Life, Know I'm Empty But Beautiful. What Am I?
A) A Shell

Q3) If 2 Is A Company, And 3 Is A Crowd, Whats 4 And 5?
A) 9 ( 4 and 5 is 9- 4+5=9)

Now Do You understand??

Moderator Number of posts : 68 Age : 28 Registration date : 2007-02-06

those are good! they shouldve posted it in the cp newspaper! i cant figure them out.

Banned Number of posts : 251 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-02-04

i think i no the second is it the flower?

Banned Number of posts : 120 Age : 28 Registration date : 2007-01-28

No. Sorry

Banned Number of posts : 251 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-02-04

kono8 go to the topic !!READ THIS!!

New Man In Town Number of posts : 9 Registration date : 2007-03-18

yeah youre wright they post the same things

Admin Number of posts : 649 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-01-15

hmm those r good riddles!

Banned Number of posts : 251 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-02-04

yeah i cant figure out theyre answer

New Man In Town Number of posts : 6 Registration date : 2007-03-09

I got one!

I devour all birds, animals, bugs and fish. I grind iron, eat away at steel, ruin towns, and turn bricks to dust. I slay kings, end arguments, and change things forever. What am I?

Try to guess!

Just startin Number of posts : 52 Registration date : 2007-02-10

the weather?

New Man In Town Number of posts : 14 Registration date : 2007-02-06

i posted a really goo d aunt arctic question,

It was can you change your igloo name so you can have a restaraunt or party?

graham215 wrote:: I got one!

I devour all birds, animals, bugs and fish. I grind iron, eat away at steel, ruin towns, and turn bricks to dust. I slay kings, end arguments, and change things forever. What am I?

Try to guess!

i know! is it god? Heres my riddle: it is stronger then god, rich people need it poor people have it, what is it?

Banned Number of posts : 251 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-02-04

is it love?

no, sorry it ain't love, but good guess!

Banned Number of posts : 251 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-02-04

is it proud?

once again no, i will give you a hint: it starts with N

Banned Number of posts : 251 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-02-04

its difficult i cant find it

The answer is "nothing", nothing is stronger then god, rich people don't need anything and poor people have nothing.

Banned Number of posts : 251 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-02-04

wise very wise

I got another one: If someone buys it they don't use it, if someone uses it they don't see it, what is it?

Banned Number of posts : 120 Age : 28 Registration date : 2007-01-28

ikil u all0™ wrote:: The answer is "nothing", nothing is stronger then god, rich people don't need anything and poor people have nothing.

Please Don't Copy Out Of The Penguin Times .

i never read the penguin times jokes and riddles i got this one from a friend.

Admin Number of posts : 139 Age : 29 Registration date : 2007-01-31

ikil u all0™ wrote:: I got another one: If someone buys it they don't use it, if someone uses it they don't see it, what is it?

Is it elictricity

Admin Number of posts : 649 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-01-15

i thinkm its a noodle.
:c:

Nope, it ain't any of those, it's got something to do with being dead.

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