Stuff You Entered To The News Paper That Never Got Published

Just startin Number of posts : 52 Registration date : 2007-02-10

Is it time?

Nope, it's very simple, keep on guessing!

Just startin Number of posts : 52 Registration date : 2007-02-10

a tombstone?

Correct! When you buy it you don't use it, when you do use it you don't see it! ( not exactly a tombstone, but a coffin)

New Man In Town Number of posts : 2 Age : 27 Registration date : 2007-04-01

ikil u all0™ wrote:

graham215 wrote:: I got one!

I devour all birds, animals, bugs and fish. I grind iron, eat away at steel, ruin towns, and turn bricks to dust. I slay kings, end arguments, and change things forever. What am I?

Try to guess!

i know! is it god? Heres my riddle: it is stronger then god, rich people need it poor people have it, what is it?

I KNOW I KNOW, Nothing!

New Man In Town Number of posts : 22 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-02-14

I have a very good one! Very Happy

Here it is:
Q: I start with an E, end with an E, but only have one letter. What am I?
A: Figure it out!
- Explorer7777 Cool

Well it's obvious, it's an E!

Admin Number of posts : 139 Age : 29 Registration date : 2007-01-31

I've got a good ridlle. A boy told his parents " I want to have the job where you shoot and blow stuff up" What is the job

It dosen't envlove weapons

Banned Number of posts : 120 Age : 28 Registration date : 2007-01-28

Playing a Violent game on the PS2?

Admin Number of posts : 139 Age : 29 Registration date : 2007-01-31

no, i said it dosen't envole weapons.

Banned Number of posts : 120 Age : 28 Registration date : 2007-01-28

That is really hard

New Man In Town Number of posts : 11 Registration date : 2007-02-06

offtopic question one is really not true the tallest mountain is some mountain that hasn't been named but its the tallest mountain, i wish i could remember where it was found. Please do not comment on this post.

Just startin Number of posts : 35 Age : 25 Registration date : 2007-06-16

Explorer7777 wrote:: I have a very good one!

Here it is:
Q: I start with an E, end with an E, but only have one letter. What am I?
A: Figure it out!
- Explorer7777

its an envelope!!

Admin Number of posts : 649 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-01-15

wow how did you guess

Gettin it Together Number of posts : 91 Age : 27 Registration date : 2007-06-15

umm Oh here are two

Q. Why did the penguin throw butter out the window?
A. Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Q. Why did the penguin throw a clock ou the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly

Admin Number of posts : 649 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-01-15

the second one is really old

New Man In Town Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2007-07-15

i got punked DONT CLICK HERE!!! i dare u to click it

New Man In Town Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2007-07-15

HAIR SMELLS NICE!!!

New Man In Town Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2007-07-15

YOU HOG

Head Mod Number of posts : 217 Age : 27 Registration date : 2007-04-03

Warning 3. You will now be banned.

someone allready said warning 3 on another post just ban him.

Admin Number of posts : 240 Age : 27 Registration date : 2007-05-05

Yup i said that i banned him for 3 days.

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