Forum fight

After 500 years, someone finds me and unfreezes me, and i lived with them for a few months, get to know there ways and technology, i use there time machine to go back in time before you all ever exist, i use a super shrinking way on myself and move into your dads body down into the you-know-what, and kill your sperm, i win the fight! No one can beat that! Can i have my medal now?

u cant live through the ice. ur organs are frozen and blood is frozen. ur body doesnt even work.

Well of course i know that, this is a fiction forum fight, you can't come back to life or have super powers either, but i am going to edit that to make it a little more realistic, i just thought of a better one then laser.

but then i quickly use my ray gun to transform into a dinousar and attack someone and find some technolagy and use it to save the universe from evil

Well first of all you can't just quickly take a ray gun, cuz your a sperm and i killed you witch means you don't exist, second of all there is no evil here, this is a war, your not so post to save anyones life, it's everyone against everyone, get it?

i eat some ketchup pie

You can't because ikil u all0 just killed you before u were borned

Hits endi1 and zaps him with my ray gun! Remember im an alien!

Now i return as a vampire and i bit u all now we are all vampires

but then i use a special vampire spell and turn you all into puffles

Yes but I was a vampire so i am now transformed into a demon puffle

You can not return, you don't exist! Get it? When i killed your sperm, witch is what you were when u lived inside your dad, if i killed your sperm, then you can never have been existed.

well i come from an alternative future

What do you mean by that?

I mean that i come back from an alternative future this future comes from the past in which you havent killed my dad's sperm

If it's before i killed you then you wouldn't be alive anyways, OFF TOPIC, stop please.

Since im dead i come back as a ghost and smite i kil u all down and kill him once and for all

You ain't dead you just don't exist, GET IT?

Well then i dont care and i still will type stuff that will kill i kil u all
like i will make a toliet fall on your head
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

i use the atomic toilet of death that kills everything with its nuclear power

all of a sudden i get transported to another world. There i steal a space ship and upduct you all . Then i start a concert with me singing which makes you all deaf . To clean everyone up i get an army of x- wings and kill the rest of the universe

oh ya well i resuruct the hamburger helper back from the dead mwuhahaha

i the ncome with a bigger army of x-wings and kill you all to death. if there are any survivers i will ge the devil with a m-16 to kill the rest. Even if anyone survives that im goignto abduct them with the help of giant monkeys to research on WAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

oh ya well i get president bush to do a boring speech and teach you math

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the horror but then in my pocket i find a pair of soundproof headphones so i dont have to listen to you or president bushs speech